This is just too weird. See for yourself. A guy here is dumping a bowl of liquid nitrogen into what looks like a hotel swimming pool. You have to wonder what the staff has to say about this guy.

In a previous post I ranted about how Comedy Central has teased me about Chappelle’s “Lost” Episodes. Well after a little more research I have found that there won’t be eight episodes; which is what fans had been told were complete in various news sites, instead there are in fact only three. The last three episodes will begin airing next month. Enjoy them. They are probably the last new Chappelle sketch comedy we’ll ever see.

In case you missed it here is In Touch Magazine’s top ten list of celebrity breasts. I can’t say I agree with all of these choices; but no one here is less than a 7 in my book.

1. Scarlett Johansson

2. Jessica Simpson

3. Salma Hayek

4. Halle Berry

5. Jessica Alba

6. Tyra Banks

7. Jennifer Love Hewitt

8. Rebecca Romijn

9. Lindsay Lohan

10. Brittany Murphy

A study by the Univ of Oregon has found that one of the main ingredients in beer appears to thwart prostate cancer.

The bad news is that a person would have to down more than 17 pints to get a high enough dose of xanthohumol, the evident cancer-fighting chemical found in hops, according to researcher Emily Ho.

These (super dumb) parents were arrested for rewarding their 11 and 12 sons pot for their good behavior.

I’m not a fan of MySpace or getting raped at the gas pump to I had to laugh when I saw this. This showed up on Fark this morning as one of their PhotoShop contests. Enjoy!

I believe that Dave Chappelle put it best when he said “I like lesbians.”

I’m in the other car today, listening to old Bill O’Reilly. There was a caller attempting to make a comparison about why we’re in Iraq and who is to blame for the mess over there. The caller compared Iraq to a father walking up to a mean dog and poking it with a stick. The dog then goes and attacks and kills the man’s son. The father is Bush, the dog is Iraq and the son is our military. I’m sure you got the idea I felt it might need clarification.

The caller asked O’Reilly in that situation who was to blame, the mean dog or the idiot man poking the dog? This is utter nonsense since we’re not dealing with a dog, who is not a sovereign nation. We’re not dealing with animals with no rights, we’re dealing with humans.

On a side note, I am not saying that terrorists deserve equal treatment under the law of the US or the international community. They should be hunted down like “dogs” and killed, in my opinion. The point is that you cannot simplify an issue as complex as Iraq in ten seconds on a radio call in show by using poor analogies.

O’Reilly then went on to support the idea of preemptive war by saying that if you have neighbor with a mean dog, you need to do something about it before it hurts you. It was implied that you could pretty much kill it and be justified. The problem with this point is that, again we’re not dealing with dogs.

Well what happens with you have a mean neighbor? Is it ok to just kill him to prevent him from hurting you? That would be a much better analogy. I guess in Bill’s world it is. I doubt the courts would just let you off the hook with the defense of preemptive murder because you were confident the mean neighbor was going to harm you.

While I’m sure there are already a few Dawrin Award nominees for 2006; this guy needs to be added to their list ASAP.

A man, shouting that “god will protect him” (and probably drunk off his ass), entered a lion enclosure in a Kiev zoo. He entered the lion area by lowering himself via a rope. As he entered the cage “a lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed his carotid artery,” said a zoo official. The lion and God were not immediately available for comment.

Read the original story from Yahoo.

I really don’t have anything witty to say about this one, it’s too weird.

Here’s the story.